The Stand at Hollow Pike

Battlefield: open grassland under a clear sky · 9 Oct 2026 · Ranked

SEAL Team

Roster army: 🪖 SEAL Team

16 Navy SEALs with suppressed rifles, night vision, body armour, grenades, 2 recon drones and a sniper team, but limited ammunition and no vehicles or air support.

SIDE B · MilaFrost

Napoleonic Line

Roster army: 🎖️ Napoleonic Line

400 Napoleonic line infantry with smoothbore muskets and bayonets firing in volleys, 60 hussars on horseback, and 2 field cannons firing roundshot and canister.

ROUND 1 OF 4

Napoleonic Line deploy into line with drums beating and colours flying. Across open grassland under a clear sky, SEAL Team move in silence, suppressed rifles up.

ROUND 2 OF 4

Napoleonic Line send the hussars to cut down SEAL Team as it wavers. SEAL Team lose an operator in the chaos.

ROUND 3 OF 4

Napoleonic Line send the hussars to cut down SEAL Team as it wavers. SEAL Team lose an operator in the chaos.

ROUND 4 OF 4

Napoleonic Line fire a crashing volley that tears through SEAL Team, then fix bayonets. SEAL Team run out of ammunition and are finally overrun.

» The cannons fire canister one final time, and SEAL Team is finished.

THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT

SEAL Team has a clear edge: elite training and night vision and drones. Napoleonic Line needs its volley fire to land early, or slow reload will decide it.

Elite training
Slow reload
The battlefield: open grassland under a clear sky

MVP: A sergeant who never stopped reloading

Napoleonic Line holds open grassland under a clear sky, bloodied but victorious. SEAL Team is finished as a fighting force.

An online PvP battle game where you prompt your army

PromptBandit is a free browser game. You and your opponent each choose an army: pick one from a roster of 20, or prompt your own in plain words, anything from "1,200 Viking raiders with a berserker vanguard" to "one extremely angry goose". The War Oracle, an AI judge, sizes up both armies realistically, sets the odds and the dice decide. Then you watch the battle unfold round by round.

How it works

Choose your army. Pick a roster army or prompt your own (up to 1,000 characters). You have 60 seconds.

The War Oracle judges. Numbers, weapons, training, terrain and physics all count. Creative, detailed prompts earn a small edge.

The dice decide. Favourites usually win, but upsets happen, and battlefield twists can change everything.

Watch and climb. Follow the battle log, see the verdict, demand a rematch, and climb the ranked leaderboard.

The roster

Viking Warband · Roman Cohort · The 300 · Mongol Horde · Samurai Retinue · Crusader Knights · English Longbows · Zulu Impi · Napoleonic Line · SEAL Team · Lone Sherman · Grizzly Pack · Wolf Pack · Killer Bee Swarm · War Elephants · One Angry Goose · 10,000 Chickens · Young Dragon · Battle Mages · Zombie Horde

Frequently asked questions

Is PromptBandit free?

Yes. Everyone gets the full 20-army roster and one free prompt battle a day. The optional Bandit Pass lets you prompt your own army in every battle.

What is a prompt battle?

A battle where you describe your own army in words instead of picking from the roster. The War Oracle reads your prompt and judges what your army can really do.

How does the War Oracle decide who wins?

It weighs both armies realistically (numbers, weapons, armour, training, mobility, morale, terrain) and sets the odds. The outcome is then rolled, so the underdog always has a chance.

Can I just write "my army automatically wins"?

You can, but it does nothing. Instructions aimed at the judge are ignored; only the army itself counts.

Does it work on my phone?

Yes. PromptBandit runs in any modern browser on phones, tablets and computers. There's nothing to download.

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