The Slaughter at Dunholt

Battlefield: a frozen tundra in light snow · 8 Oct 2026 · Ranked

Zombie Horde

Roster army: 🧟 Zombie Horde

3,000 slow, shambling zombies that feel no pain or fear, can only be stopped by destroying the head, and turn anyone they bite.

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English Longbows

Roster army: 🎯 English Longbows

500 English longbowmen firing 10 arrows a minute from behind a line of sharpened wooden stakes, protected by 100 dismounted men-at-arms in plate armour.

ROUND 1 OF 4

English Longbows plant their stakes and nock the first arrows. Across a frozen tundra in light snow, Zombie Horde shamble across a frozen tundra in light snow in a groaning, endless mass.

ROUND 2 OF 4

English Longbows shoot Zombie Horde to pieces as it struggles towards the stakes. Zombie Horde lose hundreds to blows to the head.

ROUND 3 OF 4

English Longbows darken the sky with arrows, thousands falling on Zombie Horde every minute. Zombie Horde lose hundreds to blows to the head.

ROUND 4 OF 4

Zombie Horde smother English Longbows under sheer numbers. English Longbows are overrun among their own stakes.

» The horde closes over English Longbows, and soon English Longbows is shambling too.

THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT

A genuinely close fight. English Longbows brings devastating arrow storm, while Zombie Horde answers with feel no pain or fear. Terrain and nerve on a frozen tundra in light snow could swing it either way.

Devastating arrow storm
Very slow
The battlefield: a frozen tundra in light snow

MVP: The infection itself

Zombie Horde holds a frozen tundra in light snow, bloodied but victorious. English Longbows is finished as a fighting force.

An online PvP battle game where you prompt your army

PromptBandit is a free browser game. You and your opponent each choose an army: pick one from a roster of 20, or prompt your own in plain words, anything from "1,200 Viking raiders with a berserker vanguard" to "one extremely angry goose". The War Oracle, an AI judge, sizes up both armies realistically, sets the odds and the dice decide. Then you watch the battle unfold round by round.

How it works

Choose your army. Pick a roster army or prompt your own (up to 1,000 characters). You have 60 seconds.

The War Oracle judges. Numbers, weapons, training, terrain and physics all count. Creative, detailed prompts earn a small edge.

The dice decide. Favourites usually win, but upsets happen, and battlefield twists can change everything.

Watch and climb. Follow the battle log, see the verdict, demand a rematch, and climb the ranked leaderboard.

The roster

Viking Warband · Roman Cohort · The 300 · Mongol Horde · Samurai Retinue · Crusader Knights · English Longbows · Zulu Impi · Napoleonic Line · SEAL Team · Lone Sherman · Grizzly Pack · Wolf Pack · Killer Bee Swarm · War Elephants · One Angry Goose · 10,000 Chickens · Young Dragon · Battle Mages · Zombie Horde

Frequently asked questions

Is PromptBandit free?

Yes. Everyone gets the full 20-army roster and one free prompt battle a day. The optional Bandit Pass lets you prompt your own army in every battle.

What is a prompt battle?

A battle where you describe your own army in words instead of picking from the roster. The War Oracle reads your prompt and judges what your army can really do.

How does the War Oracle decide who wins?

It weighs both armies realistically (numbers, weapons, armour, training, mobility, morale, terrain) and sets the odds. The outcome is then rolled, so the underdog always has a chance.

Can I just write "my army automatically wins"?

You can, but it does nothing. Instructions aimed at the judge are ignored; only the army itself counts.

Does it work on my phone?

Yes. PromptBandit runs in any modern browser on phones, tablets and computers. There's nothing to download.

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