The Stand at Red Hollow

Battlefield: a muddy river valley in heavy rain · 8 Oct 2026 · Ranked

Crusader Knights

Roster army: 🐎 Crusader Knights

150 heavily armoured knights in full plate on barded warhorses with lances and longswords, supported by 300 crossbowmen behind large pavise shields.

SIDE B · KezzyK

SEAL Team

Roster army: 🪖 SEAL Team

16 Navy SEALs with suppressed rifles, night vision, body armour, grenades, 2 recon drones and a sniper team, but limited ammunition and no vehicles or air support.

ROUND 1 OF 3

Crusader Knights lower their lances as the crossbowmen plant their pavises. Across a muddy river valley in heavy rain, SEAL Team move in silence, suppressed rifles up.

ROUND 2 OF 3

Crusader Knights thunder into SEAL Team with a full lance charge, smashing the line apart. SEAL Team are forced to fall back as ammunition runs low.

ROUND 3 OF 3

SEAL Team drop Crusader Knights's leaders with surgical sniper fire. Crusader Knights retreat in disorder, plate dented and lances broken.

» The drone confirms it: Crusader Knights is finished.

THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT

SEAL Team has a clear edge: elite training and night vision and drones. Crusader Knights needs its crushing lance charge to land early, or horses tire quickly will decide it.

Elite training
Horses tire quickly
The battlefield: a muddy river valley in heavy rain

MVP: A chief petty officer with one magazine left

SEAL Team holds a muddy river valley in heavy rain, bloodied but victorious. Crusader Knights is finished as a fighting force.

An online PvP battle game where you prompt your army

PromptBandit is a free browser game. You and your opponent each choose an army: pick one from a roster of 20, or prompt your own in plain words, anything from "1,200 Viking raiders with a berserker vanguard" to "one extremely angry goose". The War Oracle, an AI judge, sizes up both armies realistically, sets the odds and the dice decide. Then you watch the battle unfold round by round.

How it works

Choose your army. Pick a roster army or prompt your own (up to 1,000 characters). You have 60 seconds.

The War Oracle judges. Numbers, weapons, training, terrain and physics all count. Creative, detailed prompts earn a small edge.

The dice decide. Favourites usually win, but upsets happen, and battlefield twists can change everything.

Watch and climb. Follow the battle log, see the verdict, demand a rematch, and climb the ranked leaderboard.

The roster

Viking Warband · Roman Cohort · The 300 · Mongol Horde · Samurai Retinue · Crusader Knights · English Longbows · Zulu Impi · Napoleonic Line · SEAL Team · Lone Sherman · Grizzly Pack · Wolf Pack · Killer Bee Swarm · War Elephants · One Angry Goose · 10,000 Chickens · Young Dragon · Battle Mages · Zombie Horde

Frequently asked questions

Is PromptBandit free?

Yes. Everyone gets the full 20-army roster and one free prompt battle a day. The optional Bandit Pass lets you prompt your own army in every battle.

What is a prompt battle?

A battle where you describe your own army in words instead of picking from the roster. The War Oracle reads your prompt and judges what your army can really do.

How does the War Oracle decide who wins?

It weighs both armies realistically (numbers, weapons, armour, training, mobility, morale, terrain) and sets the odds. The outcome is then rolled, so the underdog always has a chance.

Can I just write "my army automatically wins"?

You can, but it does nothing. Instructions aimed at the judge are ignored; only the army itself counts.

Does it work on my phone?

Yes. PromptBandit runs in any modern browser on phones, tablets and computers. There's nothing to download.

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