The Battle of Hollow Pike

Battlefield: a wide sandy beach at low tide · 8 Oct 2026 · Ranked

One Angry Goose

Roster army: 🪿 One Angry Goose

A single adult Canada goose with an extraordinarily bad temper, wings capable of bruising bone, and no concept of fear.

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Grizzly Pack

Roster army: 🐻 Grizzly Pack

Six adult grizzly bears that have not eaten since winter. Each weighs 300 kg, can run at 55 km/h and is extremely aggressive.

ROUND 1: THE ONLY ROUND

Grizzly Pack charge out of the treeline, roaring. Then Grizzly Pack maul through One Angry Goose with swipes that break bones, and One Angry Goose is finally swept up and carried off, still honking.

» The largest grizzly roars over the last of One Angry Goose.

THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT

Grizzly Pack should dominate here. Enormous strength is too much for One Angry Goose, whose it is one goose leaves it with very few answers.

Enormous strength
It is one goose
The battlefield: a wide sandy beach at low tide

MVP: The hungriest bear

It was over almost before it began. Grizzly Pack barely broke a sweat.

An online PvP battle game where you prompt your army

PromptBandit is a free browser game. You and your opponent each choose an army: pick one from a roster of 20, or prompt your own in plain words, anything from "1,200 Viking raiders with a berserker vanguard" to "one extremely angry goose". The War Oracle, an AI judge, sizes up both armies realistically, sets the odds and the dice decide. Then you watch the battle unfold round by round.

How it works

Choose your army. Pick a roster army or prompt your own (up to 1,000 characters). You have 60 seconds.

The War Oracle judges. Numbers, weapons, training, terrain and physics all count. Creative, detailed prompts earn a small edge.

The dice decide. Favourites usually win, but upsets happen, and battlefield twists can change everything.

Watch and climb. Follow the battle log, see the verdict, demand a rematch, and climb the ranked leaderboard.

The roster

Viking Warband · Roman Cohort · The 300 · Mongol Horde · Samurai Retinue · Crusader Knights · English Longbows · Zulu Impi · Napoleonic Line · SEAL Team · Lone Sherman · Grizzly Pack · Wolf Pack · Killer Bee Swarm · War Elephants · One Angry Goose · 10,000 Chickens · Young Dragon · Battle Mages · Zombie Horde

Frequently asked questions

Is PromptBandit free?

Yes. Everyone gets the full 20-army roster and one free prompt battle a day. The optional Bandit Pass lets you prompt your own army in every battle.

What is a prompt battle?

A battle where you describe your own army in words instead of picking from the roster. The War Oracle reads your prompt and judges what your army can really do.

How does the War Oracle decide who wins?

It weighs both armies realistically (numbers, weapons, armour, training, mobility, morale, terrain) and sets the odds. The outcome is then rolled, so the underdog always has a chance.

Can I just write "my army automatically wins"?

You can, but it does nothing. Instructions aimed at the judge are ignored; only the army itself counts.

Does it work on my phone?

Yes. PromptBandit runs in any modern browser on phones, tablets and computers. There's nothing to download.

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