The Rout of Grey Marsh
Battlefield: the ruins of an abandoned city · 7 Oct 2026 · Ranked
SIDE A · nightowl92
One Angry Goose
Roster army: 🪿 One Angry Goose
A single adult Canada goose with an extraordinarily bad temper, wings capable of bruising bone, and no concept of fear.
SIDE B · dubzz
Napoleonic Line
Roster army: 🎖️ Napoleonic Line
400 Napoleonic line infantry with smoothbore muskets and bayonets firing in volleys, 60 hussars on horseback, and 2 field cannons firing roundshot and canister.
ROUND 1 — THE ONLY ROUND
Napoleonic Line form two ranks and present arms as the cannons roar. Then Napoleonic Line fire a crashing volley that tears through One Angry Goose, then fix bayonets, and One Angry Goose is overwhelmed, hissing defiance to the last.
» One last volley and the smoke clears on what is left of One Angry Goose.
THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT
Napoleonic Line should dominate here. Volley fire is too much for One Angry Goose, whose it is one goose leaves it with very few answers.
- Volley fire
- It is one goose
- The battlefield: the ruins of an abandoned city
MVP: The hussars
It was over almost before it began. Napoleonic Line barely broke a sweat.