The Clash at Kettle Hill
Battlefield: a wide sandy beach at low tide · 7 Oct 2026 · Ranked
Grizzly Pack
Six adult grizzly bears that have not eaten since winter. Each weighs 300 kg, can run at 55 km/h and is extremely aggressive.
Wolf Pack
A pack of 30 grey wolves led by a cunning alpha, hunting with coordinated flanking attacks and tireless stamina.
ROUND 1 OF 4
Grizzly Pack lumber across a wide sandy beach at low tide sniffing the air hungrily. Across a wide sandy beach at low tide, Wolf Pack split into hunting groups and fan out.
ROUND 2 OF 4
Wolf Pack cut off stragglers from Grizzly Pack and drag them down. Grizzly Pack are wounded and only grow angrier.
ROUND 3 OF 4
Grizzly Pack maul through Wolf Pack with swipes that break bones. Wolf Pack are driven back with yelps.
ROUND 4 OF 4
Wolf Pack cut off stragglers from Grizzly Pack and drag them down. Grizzly Pack finally fall, the last grizzly going down hard.
» The pack closes in for the final time.
THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT
A genuinely close fight. Grizzly Pack brings enormous strength, while Wolf Pack answers with coordinated pack tactics. Terrain and nerve on a wide sandy beach at low tide could swing it either way.
- Enormous strength
- Light bodies
- The battlefield: a wide sandy beach at low tide
MVP: The cunning alpha
Wolf Pack holds a wide sandy beach at low tide, bloodied but victorious. Grizzly Pack is finished as a fighting force.