The Siege of Ashford
Battlefield: open grassland under a clear sky · 7 Oct 2026 · Ranked
SIDE A · KezzyK
Killer Bee Swarm
Roster army: 🐝 Killer Bee Swarm
A swarm of roughly 2 million Africanized honeybees that pursue anything that disturbs them for hundreds of meters.
SIDE B · dubzz
One Angry Goose
Roster army: 🪿 One Angry Goose
A single adult Canada goose with an extraordinarily bad temper, wings capable of bruising bone, and no concept of fear.
ROUND 1 — THE ONLY ROUND
Killer Bee Swarm gather into a column that blots out the sun. Then Killer Bee Swarm engulf One Angry Goose, finding every gap in armour and clothing, and One Angry Goose is overwhelmed, hissing defiance to the last.
» The swarm closes in one final time and One Angry Goose breaks completely.
THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT
Killer Bee Swarm should dominate here. Overwhelming numbers is too much for One Angry Goose, whose it is one goose leaves it with very few answers.
- Overwhelming numbers
- It is one goose
- The battlefield: open grassland under a clear sky
MVP: The queen, safely at the back
It was over almost before it began. Killer Bee Swarm barely broke a sweat.