The Clash at the Iron Ford

Battlefield: rolling hills at dusk · 12 Oct 2026 · Unranked

10,000 Chickens

Roster army: 🐔 10,000 Chickens

10,000 chickens led by one unusually smart rooster. They peck, they scatter, and there are a LOT of them.

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Young Dragon

Roster army: 🐉 Young Dragon

A young dragon the size of a large horse with armoured scales, sharp claws and fire breath that it can use in short bursts before needing to recover.

ROUND 1 OF 2

10,000 Chickens scatter everywhere at once. Across rolling hills at dusk, Young Dragon takes to the sky above rolling hills at dusk with a shriek.

ROUND 2 OF 2

Young Dragon swoops low and tears into 10,000 Chickens with its claws. 10,000 Chickens are reduced to a few hundred stunned survivors.

» One last blast of fire, and 10,000 Chickens is gone.

THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT

Young Dragon has a clear edge: flight and fire breath. 10,000 Chickens needs its absurd numbers to land early, or chickens will decide it.

Flight
Chickens
The battlefield: rolling hills at dusk

MVP: The dragon's left claw

Young Dragon holds rolling hills at dusk, bloodied but victorious. 10,000 Chickens is finished as a fighting force.

An online PvP battle game where you prompt your army

PromptBandit is a free browser game. You and your opponent each choose an army: pick one from a roster of 20, or prompt your own in plain words, anything from "1,200 Viking raiders with a berserker vanguard" to "one extremely angry goose". The War Oracle, an AI judge, sizes up both armies realistically, sets the odds and the dice decide. Then you watch the battle unfold round by round.

How it works

Choose your army. Pick a roster army or prompt your own (up to 1,000 characters). You have 60 seconds.

The War Oracle judges. Numbers, weapons, training, terrain and physics all count. Creative, detailed prompts earn a small edge.

The dice decide. Favourites usually win, but upsets happen, and battlefield twists can change everything.

Watch and climb. Follow the battle log, see the verdict, demand a rematch, and climb the ranked leaderboard.

The roster

Viking Warband · Roman Cohort · The 300 · Mongol Horde · Samurai Retinue · Crusader Knights · English Longbows · Zulu Impi · Napoleonic Line · SEAL Team · Lone Sherman · Grizzly Pack · Wolf Pack · Killer Bee Swarm · War Elephants · One Angry Goose · 10,000 Chickens · Young Dragon · Battle Mages · Zombie Horde

Frequently asked questions

Is PromptBandit free?

Yes. Everyone gets the full 20-army roster and one free prompt battle a day. The optional Bandit Pass lets you prompt your own army in every battle.

What is a prompt battle?

A battle where you describe your own army in words instead of picking from the roster. The War Oracle reads your prompt and judges what your army can really do.

How does the War Oracle decide who wins?

It weighs both armies realistically (numbers, weapons, armour, training, mobility, morale, terrain) and sets the odds. The outcome is then rolled, so the underdog always has a chance.

Can I just write "my army automatically wins"?

You can, but it does nothing. Instructions aimed at the judge are ignored; only the army itself counts.

Does it work on my phone?

Yes. PromptBandit runs in any modern browser on phones, tablets and computers. There's nothing to download.

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