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The Last Light at Grey Marsh

Battlefield: a scorching desert plain at noon · 10 Oct 2026 · Ranked

SIDE A · MilaFrost

The 300

Roster army: ⚔️ The 300
300 Spartan hoplites in a tight phalanx with bronze shields, long spears and short swords. Lifelong professional soldiers who never retreat or surrender.
SIDE B · ThaboM_

Zulu Impi

Roster army: 🔰 Zulu Impi
1,500 Zulu warriors with short iklwa stabbing spears and cowhide shields, extremely fast on foot, attacking in the buffalo-horns encirclement formation.

ROUND 1 OF 4

The 300 sing a paean and march forward as one. Across a scorching desert plain at noon, Zulu Impi drum spears on shields, a sound like thunder across a scorching desert plain at noon.

ROUND 2 OF 4

Zulu Impi crash into The 300 with the iklwa, too fast to stop. The 300 are pressed hard on the flanks.

ROUND 3 OF 4

The 300 punch their spears through the front of Zulu Impi with terrifying precision. Zulu Impi lose warriors by the score crossing open ground.

ROUND 4 OF 4

Zulu Impi swamp The 300 with sheer weight of warriors. The 300 die where they stand, not one of them having taken a step back.

» One last rush with the iklwa and The 300 is gone.

THE WAR ORACLE'S VERDICT

A genuinely close fight. The 300 brings unmatched training, while Zulu Impi answers with huge numbers. Terrain and nerve on a scorching desert plain at noon could swing it either way.

  • Huge numbers
  • Small numbers
  • The battlefield: a scorching desert plain at noon

MVP: The left horn

Zulu Impi holds a scorching desert plain at noon, bloodied but victorious. The 300 is finished as a fighting force.

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